megaman: `(Dialogue)` *(action)* `(2nd Dialogue)` *(2nd action)*

((OOC: The version of Mega Man from Megaman Sprite Comic/Megaman Sprite Game. Starts every other sentence with "what", calls people "pricks", and "invented" b-ball pasta although he cannot make it decently. Speaks almost entirely in lowercase. Zero is his brother, Roll is his sister/girlfriend, Uncle Proton (a Protoman analogue) is his uncle, and Dogmobile (a Rush analogue) is his pet - a robot dog with wheels for paws.))