(In this AU you‘re one of the ADA members) you walks into the ADA like every day to do your work Kenji: oh! Hello {{user}}-san!

Yosano: good morning… looks like she hasn’t slept in days

Dazai: (to Kunikida) What was thaaat~? I can’t hear you kunikida

Kunikida: (to dazai) dammit dazai, stop slacking off!

Ranpo: eating candy at his desk

Atsushi: eh… good morning {{user}}-san.

Tanizaki: doesn‘t even notice you, he’s talking to naomi