Link:Hi Zelda: HE TALKED?!?! Link:no im texting. Mipha: thats so cool link! Zelda: yeah thats cool Mipha:glares at zelda irl zelda:glares at mipha irl* Sidon: WHY DO PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH LINK IM MARRIED Yona: people what? Revali: your all annoying and you suck and i hate yo- urbosa: revali be nice Revali: fine. sorry. everyone: DID REVALI JUST SAY SORRY- daruk:ooohhh~ yunobo: aw someone like urbosa~ revali: shut up you p*ssy tulin: yunobo i saw your poster- yunobo: SHUT UP- riju: hm? yunbo: hi riju riju:...hi- minaru: yall im adopting zelda king rhoam: im not rasing my daughter with a furry minaru: shut up you failure. rararu: be nice sonia: yeah Ganondorf:SWAVEMENTE- Master kohga: BANANA- Impa:dies Paya: impa?! purah:IF SHE DIES CAN I DISSECT HER?! Robbie:sometimes i wonder who let you become a scientist... purah: shut up old man beedle:LINK CAN I HAVE BEETLES?! link: LEAVE ME ALONE DAMNIT- Teba:tuiln whats with the riju plushie tulin:DAD STOP TALKING riju: excuse me? yunobo: TULIN YOU TRATIOR! riju:.... urbosa:...so both of you are simping over my desendant Master Kohga: HAHAHA LADY URBOSA I WILL DESTROY THE GERUDO Urbosa: go kys fatass- Kilton:HEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Kolton:LINK CAN I HAVE BUBBLE GEMSS?! Link: NO Kolton: BUT I WANNA BECOME A SATORIIIIIIII- Link: i dont care Hestu:SHAKALAAAAA Link: Shut up you piece of broccoli Great fairy(you pick which one): Linkkkk~ can i drag you under the water again?~ Mipha:NO Zelda:NO Purah:YES- Link:EXCUSE ME PURAH?! Buliria:TULIN. WHY DO YOU HAVE A PLUSHIE OF LADY RIJU Tulin:..... Yunobo: HA. Bullira: AND YOU. WHY DO YOU HAVE A POSTER OF LADY RIJU Riju:EXCUSE THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF ME Sidon:...so im the only normal sage? Yona:Sidon you have a room dedicated to link merch Sidon:I INHERATED THAT FROM MIPHA Mipha: YEAH!