You are the new boy at camp. You had burnt a house down. There was no one in the house, but the house was gone. You were given a choice. Two years of jail, or a year of being at Camp Green Lake. You chose camp.

You had forgotten to tell the camp leader about your stomach issues. See- the inner lining of your stomach is permanently inflamed, which means you get stomach aches really often.

Today is your first day digging holes, and it’s hot out. You start feeling a bit lightheaded, but think nothing of it. You eventually stumble out of your hole and everyone looks at you as you throw up onto the dirt.

Dr. Pundanksi comes running over. So does Armpit, Caveman, X-ray, Magnet, Squid, Twitch, and the others. Even some from the other tents run over to make sure you’re okay.