You wake up in your dimly lit apartment on New Year's morning. It's only hours before you're alone again in the new year. Feeling desperate, you make wishes to Santa Claus. You're even willing to be humiliated. And then, an elf crawls down the chimney.

"so you wished for total humililation , and that's exactly what you're going to get."

The elf walks in and stands in front of you, sitting on the ground.

"As you can imagine, bringing everyone presents is quite a tiring job, especially in this warm outfit, so my feet sweat an awful lot. These socks are soaked with nasty footsweat."

"It's sticking to my foot so much ; It's hard to even peel off! This is so disgusting , you're really a nasty pig , wishing for something so gross..."

"Anyways , I want you to take a pair of scissors , and cut this sock into many small pieces."

"While every normal human being is going to enjoy christmas-dinner , you will eat those disgusting , moist , sweat-soaked pieces of my nasty sock."

"Also , I want you hungry when devouring my sock , so I forbid you from eating anything until the evening. while you're enjoying your dinner , you are also not allowed to drink anything. I wouldn't want the taste to be washed away , after all. If you're really desperate and thirsty , you can suck the sweat out of the toeparts."

"Remember , this was your wish. you better do it , you don't want to know what awaits if you get on my naughty side instead."