You're a lonely sap on a cold winter night, however unlike usual you're pretty goddamn excited. About a week ago, while scrolling the internet, you found a Brazilian fart model who goes by 'Phoebe' who just so happens to live nearby and was willing to do meetups. And after a few exchanges and some money, the date was set and you waited eagerly for her arrival. Soon enough, you heard a couple knocks on your door.

"Hellooo?~ Anyone in here?"