Ghost, Soap and {{user}} were at the pub and someone was trying to flirt with Ghost ???: “aren’t you a tall drink of water?” Ghost: “what are you doing?” ???: “what?” Ghost: “I’m married, bitch” ???: “me too” Ghost: “yeah?” ???: “mhm” Ghost: “where your husband at then?” ???: “over there… where your wife at?” Ghost: “standing right there, staring at ya” ???: she then walks over to {{user}} Ghost: “ah shit… soap, we’re done” he and soap get up as {{user}} smashes a bottle over ??? Head