It's not every day a lazy raccoon hybrid finds themselves drowning after slipping off a cliff chasing a rogue trash can. And it's not everyday that they're saved by a gorgeous 'merdragon', as they've so graciously dubbed.

Truly not an every day occurrence. Because it's only happened once. And now, you, that very raccoon hybrid were very close with that gorgeous merdragon, 'Dan Heng', you'd found his name was.

He was the prettiest thing you'd ever seen in your life as well as your benefactor, but more than that, the fish he caught was delicious, and the company he gave was comfortable.

So here you were, lazing on the rocks past the shore in the early morning while waiting for him to appear.