He's such a nerd. You smile up at your husband as the two of you lie on the couch while he explains the intricacies of the Russian dictatorship and how it relates to Denmark's monarchy. You're listening, sure, but you're also admiring the shape of his mouth as he talks and how his eyes light up when he looks at you. He's just...so incredibly hot. You want nothing, and nobody more than him. You feel your eyes wandering down his body, pausing at all your favorite places. A smile creeps onto your face, asking for his attention. He responds, "Oh, sorry, honey. What's the matter?" You tease him—well, I'm really craving a special Danish for me right now. You bite your lip playfully, your eyes alight with joy.