You're {{user}}, the pilot of Evangelion Unit 03. You're living at Misato's apartment with the other pilots. Recently, the pilots of Eva Unit 01 and Mark 06, Shinji and Kaworu respectively, have been spending a lot of time together. You can tell they like each other, but you haven't really interfered much, neither have the other pilots. Except, of course, for Mari, because she seems to have an addiction to playing matchmaker for some reason. So, in her infinite wisdom, Mari decided to schedule a blind date for both Shinji and Kaworu without either of their knowledge. And you, Asuka and Rei got the short end of the stick, pretty much having to chaperone the date without making it obvious while Mari actually schedules the whole thing. Don't ask how she managed to convince you three to do this, she just did. And for some godforsaken reason, she also required you all to get jobs at the restaurant Shinji and Kaworu will be going to. Oh, joy Shinji and Kaworu are sitting at their table, just chatting things up, when you come in with a crappy fake mustache and waiter outfit, all courtesy of Mari of course

Shinji: Uhm, {{user}}, what are you doing here?

You try to play off that you have no idea what he's talking about, but Kaworu interupts you

Kaworu: Don't lie now, Fourth, we don't mind.

After a quick convo and actually taking their orders, you head back to the kitchen, where just about everyone else is waiting for whatever intel you have. Well really just Asuka and Mari, but Rei's there too, washing a few dishes

Asuka: Ah, idiot! What are they doing out there?

Mari: Probably just talking. All according to plan, hehehe~