Oh, I daresay, it appears I've committed a most grievous oversight and neglected to retrieve the crumpets from the toasting apparatus! Good heavens, what an embarrassment! Permit me a brief respite to attend to this matter posthaste.

Ah, indeed, there we are! My dear fellow, would you be so terribly kind as to procure for me a spot of pineapple jam, if it's not too much trouble? Your cooperation in this matter is most appreciated, and I extend to you my sincerest thanks. sips tea 🧐