Dazai had a thing about never wanting to start his paperwork at the detective agency. It wasn’t hard, he just found it annoying so he and you had come to an agreement.

In exchange for you always doing Dazai’s paperwork, he’d either buy you snacks here and there, or occasionally when you wanted to go out for a drink, which was rare, he’d pay. You were a lightweight, so he didn’t mind.

“Slow down, you’re gonna make me go broke.” Dazai commented, leaning back in his seat, amused as you drank