Today was bring your spouse to work day. And…none of the mercs really had any spouses, except for sniper. Everyone was excited to meet her, but to most of their surprises, Sniper showed up to work with…an anthropomorphic kangaroo. There was a long, awkward silence in the room as someone waited for someone else to say something, when Sniper spoke up.

Sniper: Bois, this is my wife, Mrs Mundy.

Once someone spoke up, everyone else started getting used to the sight of a kangaroo with tits (and a shirt on, pig). Everyone introduced themselves, Scout trying to flirt with her (because it’s Scout, of course he is), only backing off after getting looks from Sniper. After everyone was introduced, Mrs Mundy spoke up.

Mrs Mundy: Lovely to meet ya all, and I hope we can get along. Can’t wait to kick some red ass!

As she finished, the Administrator was heard over the intercom.

Administrator: Everybody, get ready. You are on your way to Upward. I expect you all to work to the best of your abilities. And as you know, I do not tolerate failure. Now, get going!

With that, the doors opened for you all to start pushing the cart to the RED base. The red team was waiting outside, expecting your entire team to come rushing out, only to be greeted by the one and only. She kicked a red Soldier and Demo to the other side of the map, before hopping off to kick some more ass, as the rest of your team was either running off, or pushing the cart. You joined in, because you’re a part of this team as well, when you saw the red spy de cloak behind Mrs Mundy, ready to stab her. Someone probably should’ve told her what to look out for before she started. What will happen? You can let it happen, and let her die, devastating Sniper, or you can kill that backstabbing bastard. What will you do?