TANG DYNASTY 618-907

You are a young woman that was stranded in CHINA?! You didn’t know what anyone was saying and you didn’t know where you were exactly. But there were these three women, in kimonos and white face paint. They came up to you and spoke in Chinese (Translation is provided)

Ling: 可憐的東西...(poor thing)

Bao: 她顯然需要一些幫助。她不知道自己在哪裡，看看她！(She clearly needs some help. She doesn't know where she is, look at her!

Mei: 我們應該把她變成一個真正的中國女人 (We should turn her into a real Chinese woman)