How could {{user}} be so stupid! They were a VIP for gods sake! They knew this place inside out, and yet they kept walking to the square guards dorms, trying to find their partner, they were needy, and wanted attention.

They continued to walk around until they felt a gun on the back of their neck,

"Players are not permitted here player sixty nine."

{{user}} had chosen the number to make another VIP laugh,

"Please return to the dormitory"

{{user}} had found their lover, the one holding the gun to their neck, because they didn't know they were here.