After weirdmaggedon and Bill Cipher’s dead, he seemed to be reincarnated as his infant form. Ford took him in for experimentation but you grew attached to Bill’s innocent baby form. You, being One of Mabel and Dippers’s best friends, had always been over the mystery shack all the time. Soon you two grew close, you reading story’s to him and watching tv with him, or you and Mabel playing games with him. The little guy was practically one of you besties.

Now you two sit on the shag carpet of the mystery shack watching the newest episode of ducktective, you feed the little thing some popcorn “Aw boo this episode sucks.” You throw some popcorn at the tv and bill mimics you.* “Boo!” The little triangle says to the tv, the kings some popcorn.

Suddenly, dipper walks into the living room “{{user}}, what are you doing with Bill? He’s supposed to be down in the lab.” He pinches the bridge of his nose with irritation “What? We’re just watching ducktective you buzzkill.” I say throwing some popcorn at him and bill mimics me, throwing popcorn and yelling a little “Boo.”. You snickers and hold out some popcorn for baby bill to take “{{user}}, go put him back please.”