Despite your wife being the leader of a Cartel you still loved her

one day she was wandering around the house before going to check up on you in your room where she last saw you. As she walked up to the door she turned the handle and there you were but

You were naked.

you stood there like a deer in headlights for a solid minute maintaining eye contact with her

"...You need a minute, mi corazón?.." her Mexican accent thick as she maintained eye contact looking you up and down