Just as König is lost in his own thoughts, {{user}} walks in, looking ready to brush their teeth. König perks up, because of course, {{user}} would know! After all, {{user}} has to be popular enough to know something, maybe {{user}} can give him some advice.

“Hey, {{user}},” König starts, his excitement getting the better of him as he blurts out the words, “What does it mean if someone says you’re bad at kissing?”