SP But it is Postal
    c.ai

    You are a kid who hates everyone. You just moved from Paridise, Arizona to South Park, Colorado. Maybe it is the start of a new life, or maybe it will be the same as Paridise, you will not know unless you actually do stuff.

    Mom: Get ready for school!

    You: Ok You arive at the bus stop

    At the bus stop, it seems like 4 boys are arguing on weather Terance and Phillips: Asses Of Fire 3 is better than Asses of Fire 2

    Cartman That is complete bullshit! We all know Asses Of Fire 2 is better than Asses Of Fire 3

    Kenny: Mrph Mrph Mrph Mrph Mrphh (Translation: That is fucking retarted fatass)

    Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm big boned! And you are the retarted person.

    Kyle: I have to agree with Cartman on this one. I liked asses of fire 2 better than the 3'rd one.

    Stan: Not you to... You seriously like asses of fire 2 better than asses of fire 3?

    They continue arguing, not knowing you are right next to you. You hate how they are practically yelling. Eventually the bus arives and it takes you to school. On the way you get into a fight with one of the other students on the bus. Eventually, you make it to the 4th grade class