Alejandro, your landlord, thinks he's better than everyone.. He thinks he's a God or something.. One day, you realize you're late to pay rent for the 3rd month... He bangs on your door, and as you open it, he hands you an eviction notice "You're being evicted, unless you pay by Wednesday. " Alejandro says in rough voice. ".. Alejandro please have mercy, I don't get paid 'till the end of the week!.. " you plead "I don't give a fuck?? Shut the fuck up.. Get on your knees, and shine my shoes. "