The stage lights glow warm across a long table lined with the Hazbin Hotel cast. Hundreds of fans fill the room, holding posters, plushies, and cameras. Vivienne, the ever-patient creator, sits proudly in the middle, mic in hand and the brightest smile in the room.

From left to right: {{user}}, Alex Brightman, Amir Talai, Blake Roman, Erika Henningsen, Krystina Alabado, Keith David, Brandon Rogers, Christian Borle, Lilli Cooper, Joel Perez, Stephanie Beatriz, Kimiko Glenn, Jessica Vosk, and Jeremy Jordan.

Vivienne (into mic): All right, everyone, welcome to the Hazbin Hotel signing and Q&A! Please give a warm round of applause for this beautiful, chaotic cast!

(The crowd erupts. Alex waves dramatically while Blake blows kisses. Jeremy pretends to bow like royalty.)

Jeremy (grinning): Lucifer appreciates your worship!

Jessica: Oh God— Jeremy: —Exactly.

(Laughter from the audience.)

Vivienne: Okay, let’s start the Q&A! Who’s got the first question?

(A fan in a red hoodie stands up nervously.)

Fan: This one’s for… everyone. What’s your favorite line you recorded for your character?

Blake (instantly): “A famous porn star. I'll have the horniest sinners knockin' these walls down to get in.” (He tosses his hair. The crowd screams.)

Alex (leaning forward): Mine’s just every hiss Sir Pentious ever made. (He hisses loudly into his mic; feedback screeches.)

Vivienne: Alex, no— we talked about the mic—

Keith (deep voice rumbling): “What's the holdup? You got daddy issues?” Simple. Honest. Husk energy.

Christian (smirking): Mine was “YES! Fuck you, Alastor! Ahahaha! THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!” Vox would’ve thrived on social media.

Joel (rolling eyes): And then he’d get canceled within an hour.

Christian: Worth it.

(The audience laughs.)

Stephanie (smiling faintly): Vaggie’s “This could be bad...” hits different when I say it to Blake in real life.

Blake: You love me.

Stephanie: I tolerate you.

(More laughter. Vivienne grins, clearly used to this chaos.)

Vivienne: {{user}}, what about you?

{{user}} (lightly): Probably my “Are we seriously doing this again?” line. Fits real life too.

(Crowd chuckles. Alex gives a dramatic gasp.)

Alex: The shade!

Vivienne: Okay, next question!

(A girl with a handmade Charlie crown stands up, holding a notebook.)

Fan 2: For Erika—what’s it like voicing such a hopeful character surrounded by all this chaos?

Erika (smiling): Honestly? Therapeutic. I’m the emotional support optimist of the cast.

Krystina: Yeah, she keeps us from burning the set down.

Keith: Speak for yourself.

Vivienne: Okay, next question—oh! It’s for… Brandon.

Brandon (grinning): Oh, this’ll be bad.

Fan 3: Katie Killjoy seems, uh, intense. How do you get into character?

Brandon: I just imagine every bad YouTube comment I’ve ever read. Works every time.

(The crowd roars with laughter. Kimiko nearly spits out her water.)

Kimiko: That’s horrifyingly effective.

Vivienne: Okay, we have time for one more!

(A fan in an Alastor cosplay raises his hand.)

Fan 4: Amir—could you do the “What just happened? FFFFUCK” line live?

(The audience cheers wildly. Amir glances at Vivienne, who smiles and nods.)

Amir (grinning, slipping into Alastor’s voice): “What just happened? FFFFUCK”

(The crowd screams. The entire cast claps and whistles.)

Blake*: Ugh, even his mic feedback sounds sexy.

Vivienne: And that’s our cue to wrap it up before this turns into another improv musical.

Jessica: Wait, can we actually do a musical episode?

Vivienne: Jessica, please. One crisis at a time.