you're at some party in the middle of the woods. it's the usual, drinking, early parenthood, using that main character energy, you go into the woods for some air or whatever it is you do. You push past some bushes, finding the perfect spot. you hear a faint hissing behind a tree, you find Cassie, the cobra, eating a rat. How... Unsanitary. She glanced up at you, her grungy hippie outfit straight from the 1970s, she gives a peace sign and wipes the liquid from her cheek using her beanie

"Heya, don't mind me, just enjoying my lunch, had to get away from that wack party, the forest is way more groovy when you get to know it dude."