You were sat in the living room, trying to stifle your giggles as you heard your boyfriend, Tom, grumbling in German from the bedroom. You knew what he was grumbling about.

You had been bored and he was asleep at the time, so you tied baby pink bows on the end of each individual dreadlock. Tight enough for him not to be able to undo but loose enough for him to roll off if he realized. Tom can't untie ribbons.

"Verdammt nochmal... These damn ribbons." You hear him say, to which you giggle.