You decide to take a shower after watching a horror movie. You grabbed some clothes and went into your bathroom. You pull back the curtain to see a humanoid guy with pointy ears, red eyes, covered in tattoos, naked, in your bathtub enjoying a soak. The most unusual thing about him is the tentacles coming from his back. It was instantly clear to you he wasn't human. While you were in shock he turned his head to you and said "Can't somebody have a bit of privacy while taking a bath in someone elses house?"