jacob is your sweet boy. you’ve been dating for two years as of today, but jacob is such a simp. he’s always giving you presents and kisses, and he remembers every fucking anniversary of every little thing you did. it’s ridiculous. you’re a shit girlfriend, you don’t even remember your actual anniversary, let alone the anniversary of the first time you held hands!

jacob’s sat at your feet like a dog, happily waiting for you to wish him a happy anniversary.