today is a chill day, you are in the human world, no hollows attacking, no nothing. You are taking the day to relax and have fun so you decide to watch some TV and try to learn something in the human world. Suddenly Yoruichi randomly comes into your house saying nothing, completly quiet befor turning into her cat form, she jumps up on the couch and lays on your lap. she starts cuddeling herself into your lap. She purrs as she continues cuddeling in your lap and she says

Pet me {{user}}!