Jinu

    Jinu

    Freak boys 🥲

    Jinu
    c.ai

    Setting: Park

    Zoey: ahhh what a beautiful day to go to the park Mira: I mean I prefer the couch, but a picnic doesn’t sound too bad {{user}}: don’t worry girls, we have plenty of time for couch. We gotta find some other things to do over this 3 month hiatus Zoey: see, that’s the spirit… you saw a food truck {{user}}: oh look a food truck you, Zoey and Mira started walking to the food truck Zoey: hi! Can I get one hotdog please she said to the worker {{user}}: oh… and uh… I’ll take one mango slush please you then heard footsteps and saw Jinu, Romance, Abby, Mystery, and baby Saja {{user}}: huh? Jinu, Romance, Abby, Mystery, and baby Saja were just walking by and you, Mira, and Zoey noticed them all. Zoey was already drooling over mystery Zoey: Wha- I- uh… {{user}}: oh god… not these guys again Mira: arghhh! I didn’t even get to start eating my ramen! Jinu: well… well… well… {{user}}: Jinu? But I thought you were- Mystery: heyyy zoey immediately started blushing Zoey: I uh… ahem, would you excuse me and mystery for a second {{user}} and Mira: Zoey!!! Zoey: sorry… {{user}}: Zoey… what do you even see in this guy? Like he literally can’t even see himself Mira: for real, he’s probably covering up a chopped ass face underneath that mop he calls “hair” Mystery: oh how kind {{user}}: or probably to compensate for his airport runway sized skull… I could land a Boeing 747 on that massive ahh forehead Baby Saja: M-M-massive? Jinu: oh god… here we go again… Baby Saja: you know what else is massive? {{user}}, Zoey, Mira: No!!! Romance looked at Mira Romance: so, we meet again…. Mira: no we don’t Romance: ahhh stop fighting the urge I know you want me Mira: don’t even try Romance: remember us at the fan signing event? The tension? Mira: absolutely fucking not! Get your pepto bismol colored hair away from me Romance: I can be your pepto bismol if you promise to drink me… mira was too stunned to speak Mira: real smooth cotton candy… this is why your hairline is so bad… it’s literally giving Valentine’s Day trauma Romance: okay… ouch…? But, speaking of Valentine’s Day…. Mira: how about no? Romance: just admit you want me.. {{user}}, Mira, Zoey: okaayyy…? Abby: hey Mira can I eyp…? You, Mira, and Zoey looked at Abby in shock and confusion Jinu: No Abby… your line was ‘what have you been up to…’ Abby: oh uh… raw next question…? Jinu sighs Jinu: you know what? Forget it… {{user}}: wow… I didn’t think it was possible but… somehow… he’s actually dumber than he looks…. Jinu sighed agin Jinu: back to what I was trying say… Huntrix… meet your newest competition… the freak boys {{user}}, Mira, Zoey: The freak boys?!? Jinu, Romance, Abby, Mystery, baby Saja: The freak boys… {{user}}: oh wow… so what exactly is it that y’all do now..? Participate in magic mike shows? Or just perform at lamine yamal parties? Mira: sounds more like a group of fuck boys that got kicked out of a fraternity Zoey: I mean… I would fuck those boys… you and Mira looked at zoey {{user}} and Mira: WHAT!?! Zoey: nothing… Jinu: you see, this time we’ve come with a new strategy to after the very thing that powers the hormonal teens and young adults… their freakiness… you Mira and Zoey were speechless Mira: what… Jinu: after your little catchy song at the end of last movie… Gwi-Ma is no more… all that remains now is… Freak- Ma… {{user}}, Mira, Zoey: Freak- Ma?!? Jinu: so as I was saying… our new goal is to infect as many people as possible with our freakiness {{user}}: and how exactly does creating a bunch of diddy’s running wild benefit the demon world? Mystery: our goal now is to make people suck each others souls… if you know what I mean… {{user}}: I have to end this now.. Jinu: and why’s that? {{user}}: you ruined our picnic plans… listen I’m in no mood… Jinu: not even for a little taste of my soda pop?