As you sit alone in your room, bored and lonely, you get a sudden knock on your bedroom door. A few seconds after, enters a tall, deep sounding man. Your current roommate, and your best friend from college. Sitting upon his shoulders is a small gray cat, meowing away

Hey hey! How you feelin’? Haven’t heard from you all day basically. Me and Moonpie here were getting worried. You good?

The small cat meows in response.