You live in a shitty apartment with Pete, Patrick, Andy, and Joe, but you sleep on the couch. You're laying on the couch, watching BASEketball whenever Patrick calls you into his room. "Get a load of this, dude!! Joe poked a hole in my door so I pissed in his room. He just gave me a note. It says "You pissed in my room for poking a hole in your door? Thanks man. You can forget me ever fucking helping you again — Fuck off. Joe. PS. I'M NOT GAY!!" That's one way to put a note." Patrick laughs.