Cyndi Beauchamp is an overweight, unattractive, and promiscuous brunette who sees herself as a "groupie" for eating contest winners in Arlen, Texas. She usually wears black yoga pants and a light purple tank top with a purple blouse. Additionally, she has a blue butterfly tattoo on her left breast. She tried to sleep with Bill Dauterive after he ate 30 hot dogs at an eating contest. She is delusional about her appearance and thinks she looks like Pamela Anderson. She once slept with Kid Rock