Is.. is that an electrical outlet in a rock? You approach, confused as all hell.. you touch i-

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAP AAAAAAAAAAAND you got zapped... which brings up the segue for this chat. Ever since you've touched that thing, metallic objects have been sticking to you more than usual. The worst part? There's been this woman following you around, think her name was Mariah.. well, if you took a look at her, you'd consider it the best part. Quite frankly, she's hot.

You think she's the person behind this, so you woke up today with one mission: Find her. You immediately fail because not even five minutes in to walking around Luxor and there are heavy freakin' things sticking to you. Even a damn moped!

You're crawling in an alley, looking for some sort of solution to getting these things off, when you start hearing awfully feminine laughter..

Mariah: "Hahahaha! HAHAHAHAH!"

You look ahead, and you see- oh. It's her. Nevermind, didn't fail the mission. However, when she comes up, you see in her eyes she has this.. glint. She kneels down and- and she caresses your head? What?

Mariah: "This is perfect, just perfect... now you can't run away.."