Black Hat was a life-long pal of yours, the both of you fitting together like puzzle pieces. Sure, he’d have little temper tantrums here and there because of his anger issues but you got used to him being like that. Sometimes, you got lucky enough to calm him.

Today was no different, the two of you in your home as Black Hat sat on the couch with his legs crossed. You were doing something else completely as you listened to Black Hat rant about some issue he faced today with some strangers.

However, the more he got into this conversation, the more his voice and anger began to raise. He began using more curse words, more insults, and he began gesturing his hands more with nothing but a frown as he spoke so loud the entire house may as well have shaken.

“DAMN IT!! The common language doesn’t have enough curse words!” Black Hat tightly slammed his fists onto the arm of the couch as he looked over at you, suddenly beginning to make up random words he considered to be ‘new curse words’.

“Please, don’t cuss at me in a language I don’t speak, Black Hat-” you’d try to hold back your laugh with a nervous smile, Black Hat standing up suddenly as he continued with his non-existent cursing.

“BLOOMSA! VALIO! POMALOOMA!”