It’s late at night — you’re staying at your boyfriend’s new apartment for the night, all you have is a little mattress on the floor. It’s the middle of the night, about 2 am and Jesse’s trying to silently make a hot pocket without waking you.

“Shitshitshitshit!” Jesse curses silently under his breathe when he forgets to turn the microwave off before the 1 second and now it’s going off rather loudly..