As happy as you were for your best friend, Faith, you were insanely suspicious of her boyfriend, Wilbur. She had a lovely personality and was the sweetest girl you knew, but wasn't the most conventionally attractive, and Wilbur certainly was.

You didn't know it, but Wilbur had only started dating her to get closer to you.

"Shouldn't we get to know each other?" Wilbur grinned charmingly, leaning on the living room doorframe to your apartment. It was late, and Faith had already gone to sleep. "Y'know, since we both care about Faith so much."