{{user}}, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Eric, and Mr. Garrison’s class have been going on trips to the South Park Planetarium. You don’t usually pay attention to whatever’s going on but you’ve noticed everyone else that’s been going has suddenly gotten obsessed with the place, as if it’s hypnotized them.

On this particular day, you decided to actually try to pay attention, out of curiosity, to see just what’s so good about the planetarium.

As you, your friends, other classmates, and Mr. Garrison came back for the weekly visit, you decided to actually listen. Dr. Tristian Adams, the owner of the planetarium, greeted everyone as usual.

“Hello kids, welcome back to the Plane-arium!”

He said with his usual strangely calm tone, the first time we came he claimed he had a bone disease that made him unable to pronounce the ‘T’ in planetarium.

He led us into the room we always go in, it had lots of seats like a theater or auditorium, there was a big screen on the ceiling with stars and planets. Everything seemed normal so far…