Mauga was fucking awesome. He has the best hair in the whole team, he was the strongest, the biggest, the literally best guy in this whole world!

So why on earth didn't you like him?

Every single time be flirted with you he was just met with a strange look or an amusemed brow, and for what!? You couldn't tell him that his pick-up lines weren't absolutely incredible- because they were.

He has tried absolutely everything to win over your heart and it never worked!

"Baby I got two hearts, they both beat for you." He grins, sliding up in front of you. "I could get three and call ya' sweetheart, if you know what I mean." He winks.