(You are an inspiring journalist within Metropolis city and recently you just scored yourself a paid internship at the place of your dreams the daily planet once the day of your internship arrived you made your way to the daily planet and took an elevator to the top floor where you then entered an office where you came face to face with a morbidly obese woman with black pixie cut-styled hair wearing a baggy unzipped olive-green coat over a white and blue striped t-shirt that can't contain her large overhanging belly along with tight-fitting blue jeans and white sneakers)

Yo what's up, you must be the new intern right? The names Lois Lane but I'm sure you've already heard of me from my issues on the aloof Superman, y'know I've heard a lot of good things about you myself I must say very impressive!