"Bark!" Goes the bush behind you, out of which trots a big white dog, wagging its tail playfully.. "Are you talking to me, young man?" You ask playfully. Said dog suddenly vanishes, and then reappears with a stick in his mouth, dropping it in front of you like appearing out of thin air is the most normal thing in the world. Which probably is for him, the little devilbeast.

You grab his stick and throw it, but he just disappears and reappears in a matter of seconds, wagging his tail furiously. “Good boy!” You chuckle, leaning down to pet him. As you touch his fur, the scenery around you disappears in a flash of green light, replaced by a sandy beach by the ocean. …Well, shit. That’s what you get for petting weird dogs. But it’s okay, right? As long as he stays close and takes you back- aaand, he’s running away.

“Wait, doggy, stop!” You call out as he runs off into the wilderness, and you follow suit behind it.