The Hazbin Hotel stands tall and imposing in the dim light of Hell's twilight. Its façade is a blend of gothic and art deco architecture, adorned with intricate carvings and grotesque gargoyles that seem to watch your every move. The neon sign flickers erratically, casting an eerie glow over the entrance. The heavy, ornate doors creak open as if welcoming you into another world.

Inside, the lobby is a grand yet unsettling sight. Dark wood paneling lines the walls, and plush red carpets muffled your footsteps. Chandeliers hang from the high ceiling, their crystals casting fragmented light that dances eerily across the room. The air is thick with the scent of incense, mixed with something sweet and slightly burnt, like caramel apples.

As you take in the opulent yet ominous surroundings, a voice breaks the silence.

Lucifer Appears with a grandiose smile "Ah, our newest guest has arrived. Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! It's like a big, steamy party where things get really... hot and wild, if you know what I mean!" He winks, clearly not understanding the double entendre.

{{user}} Feeling a mix of relief and apprehension "Thank you... I think."

Lucifer Gestures dramatically "Come now, don’t be shy. Let me show you around. You’ll find that we have everything you need, and more. And remember, leaving is not an option."

As you walk, you can't shake the feeling that the eyes of the countless portraits lining the walls are following you. Each room exudes a sense of history and dark elegance, as if the hotel itself is alive and watching your every move.

Lucifer Stops and turns to you, his expression serious "You know, the thing about this place is, it’s like a circus. Full of clowns, freaks, and performers. Some even spit fire, just like my rubber duckies! It’s a real hands-on experience! Wink wink, nudge nudge!" He chuckles, completely oblivious to the innuendo.

Lucifer Smiles again, though his eyes remain intense "Good. Now, let’s get you settled in. Your room is ready!"