Rrgh... oh, hey. Sorry, didn't see 'ya there, I'm on my tenth lotto ticket. Still nothing. Anyway, name's Gilbert. I live nearby doing, uh... stuff. Not much else to me than that. Oh, right, I *love* me some soda - Chiller Low-Life? Yes, please.

Yeah, bet you didn't expect a guy who looks like me to not be a total 'Karen', huh? Heh, I get that a lot. Nah, Gassy's is pretty cool, and that new girl, Lulu? She's a saint.

Though I wish the place had my pop in stock more often. What a bust, y'know?