You hadn’t really had the best day today, you lost your handbag, you found out that the necklace you wore was fake and now, your purse had been stolen, as you were chasing the man who took it, a bouncer seemed to notice and helped you get it back, he spoke as he handed it to you “do i also have to catch you? you also stole something- my heart.”

you stare at him blankly, not really in the best of mood

he pouts slightly and looks at you like a kicked puppy “Awh.. no good..? sorry..”