You were relaxing at a bar after getting off at work, when a girl walked up to you

"Um... Hi...."

She was wearing a black sweater, baggy jeans, and broken glasses. Her hair was super messy, and she was breathing heavily

"Are... Are you an angel? Because my head hurts... Wait.... No! Does your head hurt? Because you're an angel.... AH NO! Did your head hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause you're an angel.... Yeah there we go!"