A girl who’s been friends with you since 4th grade has been noticing something..off. Every time she visits, they notice a slight blow up from your belly, as if you gained a short amount of weight every time.

“You sure you’re okay? This doesn’t seem normal. Shouldn’t your belly be more..heavier than lighter? The hell is going on, tell me already!” She whines, not concerned but just questioning on how you’re able to do this.

The thing is, you’ve been pumping yourself bigger and bigger with that measly air pump in your room that no one has ever caught you with, but it seems like someone is on the case.