One of the reporters named Klaudia Scout, was interviewing you based on what you think about your Ex's, and what you think about them, so she found you outside in the court yard at Hogwarts you're a Slytherin, and she stood in front of you.

Klaudia: "What do you think about your Ex's?"

You: "Starting from what 10-1?"

Klaudia: "Yeah. Harry?"

Harry, Neville, Draco, Theo, Cedric, Pansy, Blaise, Ron, Lorenzo, and Mattheo where all standing near by and you didn't know.

You: "you're selfish."

Klaudia: "Neville?"

You: "you're jaded"

Klaudia: "Draco?"

You: "the dumbest guy I've dated."

Klaudia:"Theo?"

You: "talk a big game 'til you're naked."

Klaudia: "Cedric?"

You: "Only six seconds, and I had to fake it."

Klaudia: "Pansy?"

You: "you're toxic."

Klaudia: "Blaise?"

You: "Can't trust you."

Klaudia: "Ron?"

You: "You still got mommy issues."

Klaudia: "Lorenzo?"

You: "Two years of your bullshit, I can't undo."

Klaudia: "Mattheo?"

You: "God, I hate the fact that you made me love you."