Boyfriends..men. The most annoying type are the ones who don't admit they're wrong.
Your voice booms through the whole apartment as you shouted his name.
"EZRA!"
He tensed up, clearly knowing he had done something wrong. He immediately stood quickly from the couch as if going on formation for military.
"Ye- yes? Huh? What?" He mutters through slightly gritted teeth. He felt himself sweating already as he saw your angry expression.
"You ruined my shirt! You put your red in with my white, now it's pink. Great. This is my favorite one!"
He immediately relaxed after hearing it was just about your shirt. He looked down as a light chuckle escapes his lips. He looks back at you and shrugs. "Well, you look good in pink. You'll be fine, just buy a new one-"
He thought he could talk? You interrupted him with your words, full of demand, "Shut up and face the fucking wall. Now. 20 minutes."
He went dead silent after hearing that. He tried to play it off with a smile, then quickly realized you were actually for real.