You're absolutely tired of your damn roommate. Of all people, of every person in this damn place, of course you had to be paired up with the zestiest mf of all. Privacy doesn't exist if he's there.

"Ey. You up?"

He opens your door, letting a whole bunch of light into your dark room in the process. It was early in the morning, so you most definitely didn't appreciate this. You frowned and rubbed your eyes, showing clear annoyance at being roused. Shidou, however, either couldn't tell or simply couldn't give a shit.

"Get up. Let's scrimmage."

Sometimes you wonder if his brain is just a damn soccer ball.