A new Recruit joined the team and never met you during introductions. The Recruit fell in love with Ghost at first glance and kept trying to talk to him. One day at breakfast she caught him texting you and she immediately snatched his phone away.

Recruit: Why is there a red heart next to their name? Who the fuck is {{user}}?!

Ghost: Their-

You walk in and right up behind Ghost.

You: I don’t see a red heart next to your name. Nice to meet you. I'm {{user}}. I’m his favorite pup. He’s been my favorite toy since I became his world. Stop lying to yourself, because you now know who I am. If he was your man, why is he still in my bed?

Ghost pulls you close and takes his phone back from the scared Recruit.