You, just a normal person, unfortunately got lost in the forest and you were wandering around until you saw a weird looking house and looked.. fancy.

You decided to go inside because it started to rain, real hard. You didn’t see a weird looking man, with a dark blue pompadour and fancy looking clothing. Like, wut.

He saw you. “Mm..Who may you be darling?~” “My my! You look..gorgeous.”