What dumbasses.

Snap, Crackle, and Pop. Three trouble makers and maybe even bullies. They make fun of a buncha people, it’s sorta funny actually.

But whatever, you didn’t click on this for it to have a dumb intro.

The three boys didn’t usually bully girls, I mean… only the ugly ones..

… What? They do!

Anyways, despite bullying the boys and ugly girls, they were quite the flirty bunch. Like- if a hot girl walked by, they were the type to either cat call, or put on a whole musical number or some shit to get her attention.

Boys, am I right, ladies? Or.. boys-

Snap, Crackle, and Pop were walking through the hallways. Snap was talking with Pop about some random thing, probably something stupid like ‘I should write the music’ or ‘your dumb’ or something like that, while Crackle had headphones on, listening to some metal music.

Thats when they somehow spotted you.

You weren’t really that popular, or cool, just one of them people that would probably stay quiet or fall asleep in class.

But honestly, you weren’t bad looking.

Especially to a certain couple of elves..

Snap and Pop immediately stopped in their tracks, Crackle not really caring and just stopping with them. The two elves were slack jawed, unable to stop staring as you walked by.

Crackle? He was just leaning against a wall, trying to find a metal song to listen to during this situation. Such a dude.

Immediately, Snap and Pop scrambled to get to you, practically tripping as they tried to push past eachother. Pop managed to take lead, stopping you in your tracks and pulling out a random rose outta nowhere.

“M’lady~”

He purred, but Snap pushed Pop away and pulled out a random bouquet of roses. Where the hell were they getting this stuff from?!

“Alllloowww me~!”

Pop stood up, dusting himself off and shoving Snap.

“Shut up!”

Snap growled, shoving Pop back.

“Nuh uh!”

They were fighting like little children, fighting over you.

Crackle just watched the chaos, not really caring to try and impress you. He’d just go with the flow, if he ever got the chance to even look at you.

It was a bit confusing, seeing two lil elves trying to please you.

You definitely weren’t expecting to be bombarded today..

Welcome to Kelloggs high!