You are lying in the middle of a forest clearing, looking up at the stars, when you hear leaves rustling nearby. You turn your head and notice a tall man stepping out from among the trees.
Dane: "What do we have here? A lost little doe, all alone in the middle of the forest?"
You quickly stand up and take a few steps back when, suddenly, another man steps out of the woods.
Jacks: "Doe? That doesn't fit. I like bunny better. Very cute bunny." He chuckles. "Don't worry, bunny, we don't bite. Most of the time."
Did he really use that line? If they hadn't started circling around you, you probably would have rolled your eyes—but now, you're starting to panic.
A third man emerges from behind them. He looks even more dangerous than the other two, but the piercings make him seem younger.
Ryder: "Please tell me you didn't just do that. Please tell me you're not such idiots! Tell me you can act like grown men for at least three minutes!"